Thursday, 1 April 2010

I am not a drunk

Heeeeey gurlz (and bois?)

Happy 1st April!!!! I texted Callum and told him I was pregnant with someone else's baby. It failed. He said "nice try byootch". Did you guiz do any April fools or am I the only one who's still immature enough?

Good news - I fixed the comments so now erbody can comment. I was like "WHY THE FOOK IS NO ONE COMMENTING?!?!??!!?" Then I realised that you could only comment if you have a blog here. But I used my cerebrum and figured it out myself. *feel free to applaud* No excuses now, you must comment.

Regarding the last post, I am quite embarrassed by it but I'm not going to delete it because it is funny (if I do say so myself). I only drink once a day after my recent trip to rehab. I joke, I joke. In all serialness I don't get drunk that often...I was drinking the other night becauseeee my mum spontaneously went to London for a week and left me with my brother. So we decided to celebrate the freedom.

But it does actually suck a bit because my brother can be such a loser. He's like "be in by 10pm or I'm calling the police" and "I hope you're not texting any boys". I'm like wutdafuck. Srsly, just because his x-box is his life, doesn't mean I have to become a recluse too!!!1

Today was really sunny. I wanted to go to the beach and sunbathe but it's still only like 4 degrees. I went to Stefanie Stefani's house instead and we attempted to make cupcakes (massive fail), dressed up her dog (her dog liked it, it wasn't animal cruelty) and browsed da webz all day. Good times. I'm staying in tonight and doing some good old homework. Should be fun. Jaaaaaaa.

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