I AM BACK. with vengeance.

- EXAMS HAVE FINISHED. So I am impatiently waiting for my results which are in late August. And this year is my final year of school.. Now I have to decide what to do with my life...and it scares me so much because I still haven't got a clue. Fuckity fuck.

- Basically I have been spending my summer working, sleeping, eating, watching Disney Pixar movies (Toy Story 3 is UH-MAZING), going to beach and swimming in the sea fully clothed, drinking until I know the meaning of life and generally wishing I could be somewhere like Jamaica or Hawaii. Mainly being lazy and letting my health disintegrate to nothing. I'm not a healthy person but during the holidays, what's left of my health gets completely screwed. I eat more, smoke more, drink more which, yes, is enjoyable but it's only recently occurred to me how much I'm going to regret this when I'm older, especially smoking, but alas I don't care enough to stop.

- I can now drive. And I "share" a car with my brother, meaning I never get to drive it...But I don't care because I am now a licensed driver. :D It is fun to flash my license like an FBI agent (yes I am easily amused).

- Still with Callum. It's nearly been a year, and I'm not sick of him...so things are pretty good. However; he is hoping to go to university in England this year. Which sucks because he will be living there. I don't want to think about it until it happens. IF it happens. In other sexy Callum news, it is his 19th birthday next week. Holy merde. 19 and 17 seem like such a big age gap...I'm still in high school but he'll be a university student soon. As I am female (oh...you didn't know that? Well I am. I checked.), I beat him in maturity by ten years.

- To conclude I do intend to blog more often, on the conditions that people read this. It does get tiring to be so humorous and witty as I am, so don't let such talent go to waste. Farewell for now...I will return.